100% Raw Cacao from El Salvador
This isn’t ceremonial cacao.
You can search that term and find dozens that are—or claim to be.
But there’s no such thing as a cacao ceremony in traditional Mayan wisdom.
This is authentic, stone-ground, single-origin cacao.
A rich, 450g of unsweetened paste grown in volcanic soil on the edge of Lake Ilopango, El Salvador, where mangoes, bananas, chillies, coffee and vanilla keep her company.
No need for your usual caffeine jolt.
This cacao offers something deeper: a heart-opening, magnesium-rich ritual, especially vital for women entering their wise years.
With my guidance, you’ll create your own morning cacao ritual—for the days when you feel untethered, and long to reconnect with the spirit world before stepping into your to-do list.
This is for the DIY medicine woman.
For the spiritual seeker with dirt under her nails.
For the creative who knows that magic is homemade.
Each block of JOY WITCH CACAO was picked, fermented, peeled, roasted, and packed with my own hands—with guidance from Doña Edit and Don Marco, local stewards of cacao wisdom.
I tasted the fruit, honoured the land, and ensured it was from the criollo variety—the most prized for its depth of flavour and ancestral lineage.
And when you order from me, you’re not just getting cacao.
You’ll also receive a hand-carved morro bowl—because to me, it’s essential that you drink it the traditional way.
The vessel matters. The way we hold her matters.
Your kitchen cupboard will soon smell like elder wisdom and grandmother energy.
Because Grandmother Cacao is a companion
She’ll tug at your sleeve when you lose your way.
She’ll whisper truth when the noise gets loud.
She’s not here to be trendy.
She’s here to help you remember what you deeply give a f*ck about.
This isn’t ceremonial cacao.
You can search that term and find dozens that are—or claim to be.
But there’s no such thing as a cacao ceremony in traditional Mayan wisdom.
This is authentic, stone-ground, single-origin cacao.
A rich, 450g of unsweetened paste grown in volcanic soil on the edge of Lake Ilopango, El Salvador, where mangoes, bananas, chillies, coffee and vanilla keep her company.
No need for your usual caffeine jolt.
This cacao offers something deeper: a heart-opening, magnesium-rich ritual, especially vital for women entering their wise years.
With my guidance, you’ll create your own morning cacao ritual—for the days when you feel untethered, and long to reconnect with the spirit world before stepping into your to-do list.
This is for the DIY medicine woman.
For the spiritual seeker with dirt under her nails.
For the creative who knows that magic is homemade.
Each block of JOY WITCH CACAO was picked, fermented, peeled, roasted, and packed with my own hands—with guidance from Doña Edit and Don Marco, local stewards of cacao wisdom.
I tasted the fruit, honoured the land, and ensured it was from the criollo variety—the most prized for its depth of flavour and ancestral lineage.
And when you order from me, you’re not just getting cacao.
You’ll also receive a hand-carved morro bowl—because to me, it’s essential that you drink it the traditional way.
The vessel matters. The way we hold her matters.
Your kitchen cupboard will soon smell like elder wisdom and grandmother energy.
Because Grandmother Cacao is a companion
She’ll tug at your sleeve when you lose your way.
She’ll whisper truth when the noise gets loud.
She’s not here to be trendy.
She’s here to help you remember what you deeply give a f*ck about.
This isn’t ceremonial cacao.
You can search that term and find dozens that are—or claim to be.
But there’s no such thing as a cacao ceremony in traditional Mayan wisdom.
This is authentic, stone-ground, single-origin cacao.
A rich, 450g of unsweetened paste grown in volcanic soil on the edge of Lake Ilopango, El Salvador, where mangoes, bananas, chillies, coffee and vanilla keep her company.
No need for your usual caffeine jolt.
This cacao offers something deeper: a heart-opening, magnesium-rich ritual, especially vital for women entering their wise years.
With my guidance, you’ll create your own morning cacao ritual—for the days when you feel untethered, and long to reconnect with the spirit world before stepping into your to-do list.
This is for the DIY medicine woman.
For the spiritual seeker with dirt under her nails.
For the creative who knows that magic is homemade.
Each block of JOY WITCH CACAO was picked, fermented, peeled, roasted, and packed with my own hands—with guidance from Doña Edit and Don Marco, local stewards of cacao wisdom.
I tasted the fruit, honoured the land, and ensured it was from the criollo variety—the most prized for its depth of flavour and ancestral lineage.
And when you order from me, you’re not just getting cacao.
You’ll also receive a hand-carved morro bowl—because to me, it’s essential that you drink it the traditional way.
The vessel matters. The way we hold her matters.
Your kitchen cupboard will soon smell like elder wisdom and grandmother energy.
Because Grandmother Cacao is a companion
She’ll tug at your sleeve when you lose your way.
She’ll whisper truth when the noise gets loud.
She’s not here to be trendy.
She’s here to help you remember what you deeply give a f*ck about.
✨ Why You’ll Love It
100% pure cacao paste – nothing added, nothing taken away
Magnesium-rich – supports mood, energy, and hormone balance (especially powerful for women entering their wise years)
Caffeine-free – a gentle yet powerful alternative to coffee
Heart-opening – ideal for ritual, meditation, journaling, or just coming back to yourself
Ethically sourced – grown and made in deep relationship with land and lineage
🌀 How to Use
Prepare your own ritual bowl of cacao:
Chop approx. 25–30g of cacao
Add in 200ml hot water and let it dissolve. No need to heat her up in the stove. Adjust water if you want it thicker or lighter.
Whisk or blend until smooth and frothy - add your choice of milk for a milder option
Optional: Add cinnamon, cayenne, rose petals or a drop of honey if desired—but she’s bold enough on her own.
Drink slowly. Eyes closed. Heart open.
🔥 Serving Suggestions
Morning ritual before your day begins
During creative flow or journaling
Before dance, meditation, or ceremony
As a monthly gift to yourself during your bleed
Shared with a friend, or just with Grandmother Cacao herself
⚠️ Please Note
This is a natural product. Cacao is a vasodilator and contains theobromine—avoid high doses if pregnant, breastfeeding, or taking heart medication. Always listen to your body, and start gently. Consult a medical professional if in doubt.
Grandmother Cacao doesn’t perform. She remembers.