This isn’t ceremonial cacao.
You can search that term and find dozens that are—or claim to be.
But there’s no such thing as a cacao ceremony in traditional Mayan wisdom.
This is authentic, stone-ground, single-origin cacao.
A rich, 450g of unsweetened paste grown in volcanic soil on the edge of Lake Ilopango, El Salvador, where mangoes, bananas, chillies, coffee and vanilla keep her company.
No need for your usual caffeine jolt.
This cacao offers something deeper: a heart-opening, magnesium-rich ritual, especially vital for women entering their wise years.
With my guidance, you’ll create your own morning cacao ritual—for the days when you feel untethered, and long to reconnect with the spirit world before stepping into your to-do list.
This is for the DIY medicine woman.
For the spiritual seeker with dirt under her nails.
For the creative who knows that magic is homemade.
Each block of JOY WITCH CACAO was picked, fermented, peeled, roasted, and packed with my own hands—with guidance from Doña Edit and Don Marco, local stewards of cacao wisdom.
I tasted the fruit, honoured the land, and ensured it was from the criollo variety—the most prized for its depth of flavour and ancestral lineage.
And when you order from me, you’re not just getting cacao.
You’ll also receive a hand-carved morro bowl—because to me, it’s essential that you drink it the traditional way.
The vessel matters. The way we hold her matters.
Your kitchen cupboard will soon smell like elder wisdom and grandmother energy.
Because Grandmother Cacao is a companion
She’ll tug at your sleeve when you lose your way.
She’ll whisper truth when the noise gets loud.
She’s not here to be trendy.
She’s here to help you remember what you deeply give a f*ck about.
This isn’t ceremonial cacao.
You can search that term and find dozens that are—or claim to be.
But there’s no such thing as a cacao ceremony in traditional Mayan wisdom.
This is authentic, stone-ground, single-origin cacao.
A rich, 450g of unsweetened paste grown in volcanic soil on the edge of Lake Ilopango, El Salvador, where mangoes, bananas, chillies, coffee and vanilla keep her company.
No need for your usual caffeine jolt.
This cacao offers something deeper: a heart-opening, magnesium-rich ritual, especially vital for women entering their wise years.
With my guidance, you’ll create your own morning cacao ritual—for the days when you feel untethered, and long to reconnect with the spirit world before stepping into your to-do list.
This is for the DIY medicine woman.
For the spiritual seeker with dirt under her nails.
For the creative who knows that magic is homemade.
Each block of JOY WITCH CACAO was picked, fermented, peeled, roasted, and packed with my own hands—with guidance from Doña Edit and Don Marco, local stewards of cacao wisdom.
I tasted the fruit, honoured the land, and ensured it was from the criollo variety—the most prized for its depth of flavour and ancestral lineage.
And when you order from me, you’re not just getting cacao.
You’ll also receive a hand-carved morro bowl—because to me, it’s essential that you drink it the traditional way.
The vessel matters. The way we hold her matters.
Your kitchen cupboard will soon smell like elder wisdom and grandmother energy.
Because Grandmother Cacao is a companion
She’ll tug at your sleeve when you lose your way.
She’ll whisper truth when the noise gets loud.
She’s not here to be trendy.
She’s here to help you remember what you deeply give a f*ck about.